Dear Santa,I want to discuss those bones you give me every year. It's not that I don't appreciate what you're doing, I do, but they're pretty much exactly the same brand I get everyday so there's nothing special there. I do like the wrapping paper but that's only good for a little while.
What I'd really like is one of those GPS locator thingies so I can keep track of my human. She gets away from me way too often and I'm afraid someday I won't get her back. In fact, she's lost right now and I'm worried. Nothing seems familiar to me when she's gone. I don't smell anyone I know and that scares me. Incidentally, a voice recorder would also be handy, as I'm dictating this in my head and probably won't remember most of it later. And not a cheap one either; one with a good microphone, so it picks up my woofs, but not all the background noise. The playback on those cheap ones is awful.
Gotta run. I think I see my human. Thanks for the chat, and if you find a present from me under the tree this year, you might want to step over it this time.
Bowzi
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